We’re just going to go ahead and admit it…this video is as clicky and baity as clickbait gets. On second thought, the pictured bore foil surfer, Ludovic Dulou, could instead be a busty female in a string bikini, although that’s not really our style. But bores and foils definitely fit our bill, and hey, you’re entertained, aren’t you?

Here we find Dulou foilboarding atope the glassiest tidal bore you ever did see. Ironic, indeed, considering glassy conditions hardly benefit a foilboarder, as the board hovers unfazed well above the surface in any conditions—smooth, choppy or otherwise. Even still, it’s quite the pretty picture, and yeah, it’s sure to draw a few clicks. Ought we be ashamed?

More bore.